i need intervention

I don't care how obvious and overdone this joke is:

I need an intervention but not because of drugs or alcohol it is because of the goddamn addictive A&E show. Yes, we're addicts. Specifically Tony and myself. We watched marathons of the stuff while I visited his family—and—I confess, last night at 2:30 AM we synched our Youtubes just so we could listen and comment on Alyson's crack-smoking song together.



If you'd like to sing along, it goes something like this:

yippie ayee ayoh smoke crack!
yippie ayee ayoh smoke crack!

Oh the joys of acting totally depraved on the holidays.

UPDATE: During a repeated synchronized Intervention viewing tonight we have discovered that CRISTY is the mother of all Intervention cases and that watching any new episodes will be totally pointless. Poor Cristy. She is just so entertaining.